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I really like to kill certain bugs. Roaches: I enjoy the 'exoskeleton crunch' when I step on a black bug. I believe this started one Friday evening 17 or so years ago. I was in Kayla's mom's kitchen when Kayla freaked out about a large roach on the couch. She was having a panic attack! Grabbing a paper towel, I came to the rescue by squashing the thing with my hand and towel (we were barefoot.) Ants: no mystery here! When I was bitten by ants in my own backyard growing up, the site would swell out to nickel size. Very unpleasant! I though water drowned ants until I went to college (henceforth I killed them by flooding where ever they were.) Freshman year college, the ants came out of the carpet in Critz Hall. I literally cried when I called the housing department to report. Moving on to the trailer, I tried to drowned the ants in my sink. Boy was I surprised when they weren't deterred! Since then, I use OTC ant spray. Imagine: a long line of hard-working ants speeding along the bricks of my house. Then Whitney weilding a can of poison, moves in to slowly (methodlically) spray every last ant until it stops moving.
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I'm a nerd. No, for real. I like to learn; I'm a knowledge junkie. Our netflix is full of National Geographic/History Channel / other nerdy stuff.
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I have a weird thing on my back. Skin growth, it itches. I mean, Mommy says it is nothing to worry about. Ugh
7.
I have a problem with chocolate. Desperately, I don't want to pass this on to my children, but I NEED sweets, chocolate sweets, all the time.
6.
I want to visit the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Fascinating. Now, understand that I will be doing NO outdoor, tent camping. But wouldn't that just be fun?!
5.
I don't paint my fingernails. Why would I? I might do a french manicure, but my natural nails already have the pink/white look. Plus, extended use of color would yellow the nail beds.
4.
I love my husband more everyday. We have been through a bunch together. We'll go through a bunch more, I'm sure. And here is the thing- we both have a choice, daily. Love isn't an emotion, it's a choice. Not always fun, but necessary if we are going to survive, and we will.
3.
I think I hate Facebook. I am considering deleting my account. Too much drama!
2.
Normal doesn't come close to describing my mind. That is a secret, I hope. I can think in a thousand different directions-like how I would like to sew curtains for our living area, Men in Black is a good movie, why don't my children play outside, I need to empty the vaccum. That sort.
1.
Though I am not a great housekeeper, I am a perfectionist at it. What? I want my baseboards wiped clean, everyday. But I spend so much time mopping up orange juice (full containers) that I hardly have the time. If I could have a robot to clean for me- she'd have her work cut out. The cutlery drawer needs organizing. I want it done perfectly; Martha perfectly. I don't like to turn over the couch on a daily basis (so as to sweep/vaccum under it,) but my floors aren't truly cleaned unless the couch-crumbs are removed. Perhaps this secret would be better titled
I have a Martha Stewart complex.